Poop Clause *MUST EMAIL* PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION!!!!!!!
This Sh*t will save your *ss when you're in a rush! If you purchase this rush fee your order will ship in 24 hours or less!
Don't forget to email email@example.com with the title of a poop emoji.
Let me help you with your SH*T!!
******IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE ORDERS YOU NEED RUSHED YOU MUST PURCHASE POOP FOR EACH ORDER!!!! PLEASE LEAVE THE ORDER # IN THE NOTES AT CHECKOUT IF YOU PURCHASE THE POOP AFTER YOU HAVE PLACED YOUR ORDER*******
If you purchase after 5pm the 24 hours starts the next day. If you purchase after 5pm Friday the 24 hours starts Monday. I can NOT guarantee Saturday shipping.
IF THIS IS SOLD OUT IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY ORDERS TO PROCESS. AS SOON AS I CAN I WILL RESTOCK THIS FOR RUSH ORDERS.