Poop Clause *** PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION ***

This Sh*t will save your *ss when you're in a rush! If you purchase this rush fee your order will be processed and ship in 24 hours or less on business days.

If you purchase after 2pm the 24 hours starts the next day. If you purchase after 2pm Friday the 24 hours starts Monday. I DO NOT guarantee Saturday shipping.

Only available when I have the time to rush orders, not always available!! Can only be used on open orders, not for use on future orders. This does not impact shipping time. Shipping time is dependent on the shipping method you choose at checkout. 

Let me help you with your SH*T!! 

******IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE ORDERS YOU NEED RUSHED YOU MUST PURCHASE POOP FOR EACH ORDER!!!! PLEASE LEAVE THE ORDER # IN THE NOTES AT CHECKOUT IF YOU PURCHASE THE POOP AFTER YOU HAVE PLACED YOUR ORDER******* 

IF THIS IS SOLD OUT IT IS BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY ORDERS TO PROCESS. .